My Dough Got Stuck

My Cheetos Had No Cheese

Gill: “Do you know how much the homicide rate has changed during your tenure as mayor?” Bowser: “It has gone up, and it is going down.” Gill: “It’s gone up by about 70%.” Bowser: “I don’t think that number is correct.” Gill: “It is correct. You should know the crime statistics for your own city.”